The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side...

On a bright spring day my neighbor's bull reaches across the fence into my yard to nibble fresh tender greenery. That's ok, nothing to lose or be hurt. Eat all you want big boy. He seemed to enjoy having his picture taken. Until the flash went off and startled him and he almost tore the fence down getting away.

Why do I always have to explain how these things happen to me when I am all by myself? I wasn't really by myself, I was with the neighbor's bull.