Getting a little help...

I approached my wife for some help with a school project. See, I must simulate a disability this semester. I must go in public, try to perform what activities I can to get a feel for what a handicapped person faces. I chose blindness. I submitted the proposal to my teacher that I would appear to be blind by use of some sort of eye patch and I would go to eat at a restaurant and then attempt to do one of my favorite activities, playing music, to see how that was impacted. It must be a credible enactment with a story in case some one asked me questions. Better if done around strangers.

So I asked my wife, told her I would need her help. Would need some driving around, guidance, this must be done for 24 hours. She listen to my explanation of my project carefully. She had one question.

"Will you be standing up or sitting down to urinate?" she questioned.

That woman knows how to cut to the chase don't she.