First it was the bagged spinach...

Still right in the middle of it. Now an inmate has walked off a county work crew a few miles from my house. I saw the High sheriff of Angelina county hisself out looking around the area last evening. Somebody has to do it, after recent reports in the local newspaper concerning sheriff deputies setting up myspace web sites and viewing porn on county computers some good old crime stopping would be good for the image and the soul.

Another weird thing, Willie Nelson's bus pulled down my road a couple of days ago. A guy got out and asked me if it would be ok if Willie and his sister picked dew berries in the cow pasture next to me. I said I guess, I don't own the pasture. I advised them to not pick too close to the fence because on occasion the owners use herbicide to keep down the weeds that grow there. Might have an ill effect on the body or mind you know, chemicals.

Willie got over the fence pretty spry, but his sister who is older was slower. I guess they found something. When they returned Willie was holding his hat like a bucket without a handle. From a distance it seemed to be full of berries.