So you always wanted you picture on the blog...
You would not believe the email I get. People want to know all the time when I am going to give away the next big screen TV or bass boat. And the individual in Virginia who has won three big screens must be at the computer all the time because they are always bugging me. And the pictures.
I get pictures. Yeah, those kind of pictures. Not the kind of pictures that get east texas deputy sheriffs in trouble though because parental permission is required to access this web site. You must be at least 25 years old. If you are here and are under 25, I have either spoken with your parents and received a payment of $39,000 or I am your parent and you probably owe me $39,000.
But those pictures, come on people do you have no shame? Will you do anything to get on the web (a payment of $39,000 will hasten that event) ? You know who you are, those that have voids in your lives. Maybe I have a void in my life (this is a good line, wish I had made it up)because I am going to start publishing those pictures. Here is the first one. No names, you know who you are. Hope you are happy. You look quite happy.
I get pictures. Yeah, those kind of pictures. Not the kind of pictures that get east texas deputy sheriffs in trouble though because parental permission is required to access this web site. You must be at least 25 years old. If you are here and are under 25, I have either spoken with your parents and received a payment of $39,000 or I am your parent and you probably owe me $39,000.
But those pictures, come on people do you have no shame? Will you do anything to get on the web (a payment of $39,000 will hasten that event) ? You know who you are, those that have voids in your lives. Maybe I have a void in my life (this is a good line, wish I had made it up)because I am going to start publishing those pictures. Here is the first one. No names, you know who you are. Hope you are happy. You look quite happy.
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