Once and for All...

 Ali says "this graduation business is no bull."

One of the perks of a UT graduation is a life time supply of steak. You feel good about this when you are done (just be glad you don't have to buy a parking permit for this thing which requires a larger space than a Ford F-150)  but they actually factor this cost into campus fees. 

That's ok. I'm glad she graduated from UT and will join her for dinner anytime she invites. I mean she could have graduated with a life time supply of TCU Horned Frog or SFA Lumberjack. Frog is not bad but social norms throw up some barriers to be crossed before we dine on Lumberjack.