The End Times Blog Post...

 

Early on in history man thought the end times would be around just anytime. I'm sure the building of the mounds in Poverty Point, La which we recently toured had some element of that expectation built in to the goings on there 3000-5000 years ago. I'm a believer but no Bible scholar but Jesus told the disciples he would be back soon. He didn't say how soon but he tried to leave the impression of a flexible day or time. They thought pretty soon so all gathered in the Upper Room to wait it out. Naturally trying to know the mind of God they were wrong and pretty soon had to go back to day to day activities which for Early Christians was beheading, crucifying and being stoned. Speaking of being stoned it's reported in the news this morning including the New York Times that sharks off the coast of Rio de Janeiro have increased levels of cocaine in their systems.     

Now we know that we have pooped the nest enough that the effects of global warming, yesterday was the hottest day the Earth has ever seen, look to be irreversible. It seems that if you are rich that's not going to matter. You will be able to afford food, shade and air conditioning and probably feel a bit of empathy for the poor folks who probably are not the ones doing the most cocaine.   

Apparently the cocaine in the sharks as well as anti depressants, various medicines and birth control is due to the sewage of all the the people ingesting these things then flowing into the ocean which means into the food chain, the air, the rain and so on.  

So I guess we might arrive at the fact that this might be a better sign of the end times than anything we have had so far. Looks like everyone is high and there's too much poo and pee. I'm not against getting high. It's a you do you world these days but if you have ever had your order hopelessly fouled up at a drive through hamburger joint everybody being high is going to have some effect somewhere. 

But hey, maybe the end won't matter that much anyway. Those guys in the Upper Room had some misconceptions at first and it will be ok if you don't have it quite right either.