This Ought to be a Slam Dunk...

I saw this political sign while driving through East Texas the other day. This is not an endorsement by any means but running for Constable in a county named San Jacinto with a name like that should be a gimmie.  In fact if public schools taught history correctly I think there has been a Sam Houston that was constable of this county before. It has been some years back though.  It helps that from other signs I saw that Sam's opponent seems to be Harley Loving.