If I Wear Red Shorts...

The dog won't see that I am eating watermelon. 

Oldest trick in the book. If it's good for me well hell, you can't have any. With the coming political season we should start seeing more photos like this. It's the old I got mine and that's the end of the story. 

But it's not the end of the story. Can you spot the watermelon? I can and I'm taking a big old bite. Hope I don't tear your pants. 

Aint I'm a dog!