I swear...

You may have read here about my nomination as Homecoming King at Kilgore. If not go back a few entries. The voting was yesterday. As I walked through the Student Center a young man, with his ball cap turned around backwards sighted me. This is a person I have never laid eyes on in my life.

"There Carl Wallace," he exclaimed to those all around him. "You the man!"

I might have to change my message to fit the demographic model of those voting for me.