Your Complete Attention Please...

Used to when all else failed there was always the cleaners. When you could not do it yourself, they were the professionals. Take it to them. That's why I was surprised to find this sticker on my black suit jacket and trousers on their return from an institution I had previously held so sacred.

"Stains and discolorations...have been carefully examined." They like to do that, don't let them fool you.

..."matter has received our attention..." Wait a minute, first it was stains, now they have matter?

"...consistent with safety." Brings to mind hard hats, escape capsules and floation suits.