The Procedure...

You never know what will go on around here. There might be a big fish fry. We might play your wedding, quinceanera, or crawfish boil. We will even play your funeral. If you show up needing medical attention Cathy is right handy if you have labor pains and my best thing is pulling on a broken leg. 

So if all you need is to have your sutures out we can handle that. 

So just put that banjo up for a minute, slip into a patient gown and have a seat right at the kitchen table. We will get this procedure started.